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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?

Why does the sun lighten our hair and darkens our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don’t ou ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice”?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the #2 pencil still called #2 if it’s the most popular?\\ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”?

What do you call male ballerinas?

What’s does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone?

Why are Softballs hard?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

What do you call it when fat people swim naked?

Why do we still call it “shipping” when it goes by plane and truck?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?