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“You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly” by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

“We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful.” by Steven Morrissey

“Thank God And Greyhound (She’s Gone)” by Roy Clark

“If You Don’t Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife” by Gary P. Nunn

“You Take the Medicine (I’ll Take the Nurse)” by William Penix

“I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight” by Charlie Walker

“She Never Told Me She Was a Mime” by Weird Al Yankovic

“Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over” from Devil Wears Prada

“Satan Gave Me a Taco” by Beck Hansen

“I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart” by Johnny Cash

“All I Want From You (Is Away)” by Loretta Lynn

“You Can’t Have Your Kate and Edith Too” by The Statler Brothers

“If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me” by Jimmy Buffett

“Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of Life)” by Bobby Bare

“Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” by Fall Out Boy

“If My Nose Was Running Money (I’d Blow It All On You)” by Aaron Wilburn and Mike Snider

“I’ve Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed While I Cry Over You” by Homer & Jethro

“How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life” by Fred Astaire and Jane Powell

“I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)” by Dr. Randy Hanzlick

“I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling” by Instant Witness

“Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (I Cried All the Way to Sears)” by Ruby Wright

“Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)” by Travis Tritt

“I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me” by Wynn Stewart

“She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft” by Jerry Reed

“Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang” by Monte Video and the Casettes

“Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by Crash Test Dummies

“Put Your Big Toe in the Milk of Human Kindness” by Elvis Costello

“Nothing’s Gonna Change My Clothes” by They Might Be Giants

“Too Much Month at the End of the Money” by Billy Hall

“I Wanna Find a Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go” by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band

“What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)” by Jerry Lee Lewis